Having those nitemares again son? The monster’s chasing you? Look, there’s nothing in the closet or hiding under the bed silly. I will try and calm you, ssshh, close your mouth, stop screaming. Watch me, look at me, FOCUS! Mommy will do a little striptease for you. Mommy’s boobies always make you happy! Calm down!
That’s not working…. Ok, son, look at my ass, look at me! Focus son…. That’s not working either, BE QUIET already!
I know what will help you, if I reach under the covers and take care of your erection. Be quiet, lie there, be still, watch mommy while I release all your tension. That’s better now! Your such a good boy! Now go to sleep and get some rest for mommy. We have a busy day tomorrow.